The Mad House Online Ordering Menu

Diagnose you immediately with: Egg, Bacon, Jalapeno slices, PepperJack Cheese. I think the script said Spicy Aioli? Spend 10 minutes explaining: Toasted Texas Toast.

Play the games and voluntarily take a tranquilizer of: 2 Eggs, 2 Sausage Patties, 2 Slices of Pepperjack Cheese, That's not why you're here because of Bacon Aioli. Right, I got carried away explaining the inner working to 3 slices of French Toast.

Responsibilities include checking vitals: Egg, Sausage Patty, American Cheese. Ensure patients take their daily: Mayo. Ensure all care given fits: English Muffin.

Check in and leave behind all Egg, Bacon, Cheddar Cheese, Evaluation determined for Garlic Aioli Step into your padded room of either Texas toast or a wrap.

Step into my office and smell the comforting aroma of egg, Chorizo, Colby Jack Cheese. (how does that make you feel?) Tell me more about your: Mad House verde sauce. At group, we'll discuss: Texas Toast.

Your choice of 2 strips of Bacon Or 2 Sausage Patties

Sautéed Potatoes, Peppers, and Onions Topped with 2 Scrambled Eggs Finished with Cheddar Cheese

2 Pieces of French Toast Stuffed with Peanut Butter and 2 Strips of Bacon

Feeling confused and delusional? Come solve the mystery of the Breakfast Philly. Eggs, Philly Meat, Onions, Peppers, and Cheese. The whirlwind of mystery is wrapped up in a 14" tortilla.

Unauthorized Items include: Potatoes, peppers, onions and garlic. Contraband includes: Parmesan Truffle No conjugal visits!

Only as crazy as your superstition allows it to be. Build it your way.

Feel like a Cuckoos's Nest of 1 Waffle? Fly over it with Eggs, Bacon, and Cheese Snuggled as a sandwich with a blanket of Bacon Aioli.

Life can be stressful with all the added pressure of Eggs, Potatoes, Pepper, Onions, Jalapeños, Bacon Sausage, Pepperjack Cheese, Mad House Verde Sauce. Why not take a break and get your mind right with a 14" Tortilla.

Play the games and voluntarily take a tranquilizer of: 2 Eggs, 2 Sausage Patties, 2 Slices of Pepperjack Cheese, That's not why you're here because of Bacon Aioli. Right, I got carried away explaining the inner working to 3 slices of French Toast.

Feeling confused and delusional? Come solve the mystery of the Breakfast Philly. Eggs, Philly Meat, Onions, Peppers, and Cheese. The whirlwind of mystery is wrapped up in a 14" tortilla.